A dog like and a dog-alike

Dogs are very important parts of our lives in india. They are referenced just anywhere and everywhere. The day we are born, we start understanding what it means to be a dog. When you are just three, you get a toy where dog barks when you tweak his ears, you love them. When you are five, mom makes you stuff milk and pulses saying 'If you wont eat, i will leave you to the dog
next door'. Here, you hate them. When you are ten, they wag their tails when you are roll in the muddy field along with them. you love them again. When you are thirteen, they bite you for the first time which leads you to get your first injection since age 5, you hate them again. When you become sixteen, you get one of your own and you love them seeing jumping and
moving around, you love them most. When you turn twenty, street dogs bark at you because they cant tolerate your alien hairdo or the noise of your vehicle. You hate them most here. When you are 23, your girlfriend call you dog and you love that like never before. This is a
vicious circle which goes on till the time you find that there are some other kind of dogs in this world as well and at that moment you find your true love and respect for dogs. The moment you realise the difference between a 'dog' and a 'dog alike'.


These other kind of dogs are American dogs basically born and brought up in america. Actually they are not dog, they can be chow chow, pekepoo, papoo, goldador, french bull dog but you just cant call them as 'dog'. The major characteristics of these tribes are :
1) Peaceful-They never bark or create any kind of noise even if you jump on their tail holding 15 kg weights in each hand.
2) Coward-They never run behind your vehicles, you can honk them and disturb their sleep any number of times but they dont
have courage to revenge for that.
3) Lazy-They dont eat shit. They live on artificial dog food having blah blah amount of proteins and fats which keep them
lazier.
4) Well-mannered- They always sit on the backseats of your car with their seatbelts on and greet everybody who passes them
by. They even warns their owner whenever they have to shit. Owners buy a seperate car and hires a bangladeshi driver to give
them a regular evening ride.
5) GentleDOG-They wear clothes like superman tees, sandos, ribbons, ties and cap. They can not be chained as it is against
their fundamental rights.

These 'dog alikes' have similar rights as normal human beings apart from the fact that you can touch a human being and will not get sacked in any offense. The only time they forced to bark is the time when they have intercourse with a female 'dog alike' under the legal terms and supervision of attorney where it is being taken care that both should be equally
involved and pleased.If any of them stop barking then the concerned party has to pay hefty penalty of not attending the other party in a dignified manner. The puppies' ownership is decided by a superbowl game between two families where family getting knocked out have to pay for puppies' primary education for seven years and clean their shit.


Obviously, when dog power is so strong they need to have seperate attention. Here you find dog clinics which specializes in a particular breed of dog only, dog maternity homes where they keep the track of how many puppies can be delivered upto the safe limit, dog parks where dogs can have water-rides, zakoozee, meditation centre and volleyball courts. There are hundreds of
events like dog olympics, dogs paralympics, miss bitch USA, miss teen bitch USA, mr bull dog usa, mr hot dog usa, mr cool dog usa, mr powerful usa, american idol etc etc.There are awards for them as well like 'most silky hairy dog' who gets one year advertising agreement from Garnier, 'most efficient bitch' where criteria is how many puppies she can deliver in a single shot, 'best dog in comic role', 'best dog in Van Hausen shirt' etc etc. I was just wondering if we have similar awards in india they will be like 'best cracky sounding dog', 'dog with alright
four legs', 'dog who never eat shit', 'dog who bath twice a week', 'dog who looks better than chandrachud singh'.


I remember once an american dog came to visit india to one of his indian dog friend, he asked for a massage parlour. It took our indian dog three hours to understand what he was trying to say and when finally american dog rolled on the ground and rubbed his body twice, indian dog jumped with a cunning smile and took him to a stable where they freaked out for an hour. American dog felt happy of his hospitality and gave indian dog KFC chicken wings which his entire family of 13 gulped in less than 13 seconds.Then they watched 'teri meharbaniyan' together and indain dog cried 18th time after watching the same movie.

Whatever its like but whenever you mean 'dog' it means someone with a raw attitude, who can go beyond the limits, a macho with a macho face and stubborn look. Someone who can give and take life on a single command.I wish someday in future the 'dog-alikes' identify their true destiny and become dogs finally. I will dare to watch 'teri meharbaniyan' that day.